After yesterday's serious post

Something small and a bit lighter:


You know it's finals week when...

• The guy in front of me at starbucks ordered six shots of espresso and whipped cream.
• You see students sleeping in their cars between tests
• You know one of the students sleeping in their car.
• you get five emails from your professor within ten minutes
• you don't see your science friends and you see your humanities friends a ton.
• you've seen a facebook invitation for a biology and margarita party
• There are bio-chem diagrams on the walls of the bathrooms in Olmstead.
• professors don't even pretend to care, just stare at a framed picture of Hawaii
• Professor's facebook status's are even more desperate than their students.
• There are signs all over the dorms telling you to eat green apples instead of energy drinks
• It's supposed to be 24 hours of quiet time in the dorms, yet there are even more noises of video games coming from the room down the hall.

And lastly...

• the C-Store is out of all viable food, leaving only the dried Asian Pasta, the hardboiled eggs, and the trail mix.