Overheard at work

V: I hate the rip-off Hallmark cards
T: I know, they must cost Hallmark so much money
V: But really, the Hallmark cards are so much better.
T: Higher Quality and All.
V: I know, I always save all my hallmark cards.
T: I don't save all of them, just the ones from my dad, cause, you know.
V: Yeah.
T: Oh right! This weekend is Father's day! I need to get a card for him!
V: umm...
T: Oh Wait, I forgot. He's dead.
V: I was wondering where you were going with that one.